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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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unpretty

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

bisexuhowl

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

unpretty

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

unpretty

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

unpretty

best part of this post is all the people with prosopagnosia confirming that they literally never questioned why the prince was incapable of hiring a sketch artist even in versions without masks/glamours

(ps here’s this)

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PLEASE click the link

alcrox

Please, please, for the love of god, Click. The. Link.

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pebblesrus

5 times the ot3 entertain quinn and the 1 time he thanks them for it in his own special love language. 

  one.

quinn: I’m feelin antsy.

hardison: when’s the last time you punched someone?

quinn: like 2 whole DAYS.

eliot: *bubbly excitement* lemme make some calls.

  two. 

quinn and parker spend all morning giving each other funny looks.

(30 hours later)

hardison: where the hell are quinn and parker?

parker: *vibrating* we did a heist. want some new decorations? i hear they’re priceless.

eliot: that’s because they were STOLEN out of a MUSEUM.

  three.

quinn: I’m bored.

hardison: wanna pull a prank on eliot?

(7 hours later)

eliot: (looking like he’s been through the roughest afternoon of his life) what the fuck is my favorite knife doing under the bathtub.

  four.

quinn: *grumbly*

parker: hey quinn how would you hide a body?

(cue 3 hour rant.)

eliot: what the hell guys??

parker: he was feeling down. now he’s not.

eliot: no i mean what. the. fuck. why would you do this without me?!

(cue 5 hour rant. there are visuals.)

  five.

hardison finds a note from quinn it just says “brb”

hardison: quinn’s been gone for like 3 days that man needs to learn the definition of brb.

parker: it’s his time of the month.

hardison: ??

eliot: she means he’s gone off to do murder. 

hardison: *squeak of horror* 

eliot: *indignant sigh* fine. one of his jobs that “might” involve murder. 

parker: it’s cool, he’ll come home when he’s done, probably 3 to 5 business days.

hardison: business days??

eliot: dammit hardsion just cause he’s a hitman doesn’t mean he can’t enjoy a weekend.

  + one.

eliot drunkenly tells parker, hardison, and quinn the whole moreau story. the next day quinn shows up to breakfast with the “why quinn should be allowed to murder moreau” powerpoint.

quinn: so… agreed?

parker: yes.

hardison: yes. 

(every one looks at eliot)

eliot: *throws his hands in the air but smiles fondly at them* yes.

this is so cute quinn & the leverage ot3 parker eliot spencer alec hardison parker x hardison x eliot leverage ot3 mr quinn quinn leverage
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redroadtoadventure

Our son Sam has told us that the D&D art file we use for a screensaver on various devices bothers him.

Because it makes him frustrated that he can’t look at some of them longer. He wants to know what is happening in some of them.

I told him that is one of the reasons we play Dungeons & Dragons, so we can go find out together, in our collective imagination.

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moonshine-aqua

Not really D&D related- but I feel compelled to add to this that not only are these GORGEOUS pixel arts- they are also in fact not animated. There are no frames used. There’s no extra pieces of art. Just one layer.

These pieces are so old that they stem from a time where animating cost way too much memory and/or only 256 colors could be used at one time, so the motion is achieved by ‘color cycling’. Half the available colors would be reserved for that very color cycling. It’s mchecking bonkers, please go watch this video if you feel like learning the technical details of how these artworks were made!
They were screensavers that would match the actual time of day that you were in. Somehow. Just by cycling color palettes. Wild shit.

(Especially relevant time stamps for color cycling: 5:50, 9:55, 37:26, at 49:54 he gets into the technical side of HOW this even works)

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Yup.

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I’ve always enjoyed how they depicted some of the landscapes at different times of the day/weather/season.

Like these two areas. Daytime and nighttime at the village by the waterfalls.

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And the high mountains hidden by rain in one and visible in the other.

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calypsolemon

yall r gonna post a man's entire portfolio of art and not give credit?

anyways these images are by mark ferrari, a color cycling pixel art master, you can check them out in their html color cycling forms, with sound effects and ability to change the time of day of the image, here and here

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THESE ARENT ANIMATED WTF???? IM IN LOVE

art that's really cool
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party-gilmore

Shipp/McSweetin meetcute in the New Orleans bar after two separate jobs with half the team like Peggy and Hurley in TBNOJ except Shipp's all busted up and covered in blood from a dramatic back to back cinematic fight alongside Eliot, and McSweetin - who's in a sharp, pristine, very expensive suit courtesy of all the Leverage assisted promotions - IMMEDIATELY strips out of his couple grand worth jacket and tie to dip them in the closest, purest alcohol and gently offers them up to help clean her injuries.

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yoyomarules

Dream melodramatic ot3 declaration of feelings scenario (that I’m thinking about post-s5, but could certainly work for Redemption) is this:

This time it’s Eliot who steps on the bomb.

They’re only meant to be doing recon, and he almost wants to laugh when he hears the click, a little past the boundary of their mark’s sprawling land. Years of precautions and paranoia and he’s about to get taken out by a fucking booby-trap like an expendable character in one of Hardison’s action movies.

Parker and Hardison are still walking up ahead, and for a second he thinks about letting them go, letting them get clear of the danger zone and then just lifting his foot. Only he swallows, watching them, lump rising fast in his throat—he hasn’t been scared of death itself for a long, long time, but the idea of never talking to them again, never looking at them again, never telling them—

Well. It’s unbearable.

Besides that, while the placement of the device suggests it’s the only one, he can’t be sure, and besides that, it doesn’t take them long to notice he’s no longer right behind them.

‘You okay?’ Hardison calls, and the look on Eliot’s face must be answer enough, because they’re both coming back to him before he can choke out a warning.

‘So yeah,’ he manages, when they’re within a few feet of him. He holds himself very, very still, even as his heart seems to hurl itself over and over at the walls of his chest. ‘Looks like our guy went to the Udall school of home security.’

‘Eliot,’ Parker whispers, eyes dropping to his feet. Her mouth sets into a firm line. ‘How do we fix this?’

‘You can’t.’

‘It’s okay; we’re gonna figure it out,’ Hardison assures him.

‘You should get out of here,’ Eliot says, through gritted teeth. There are no wires for Parker to pull this time, no clever computer resets for Hardison to try.

‘We’re not doing that,’ Hardison says immediately, dropping to a crouch to try to get a better look at the barely-buried pressure plate, and Eliot wants to scream.

‘You need—I’m serious, you both need to get as far away as possible. We don’t know if this thing’s on a timer or—’

‘Then we’d better figure it out fast,’ Parker says, squatting down next to Hardison.

Then they’re talking to each other, the two of them, but he’s not really processing what they’re saying. Instead his pulse is thundering in his ears and he’s thinking about the pie he’d planned on making later. How they’d have both picked at the raw pastry and he’d have pretended to be annoyed at them. How they’d have argued they had just as much say in how this pie came together, because Eliot had dragged them out of the city to pick the berries specially (had watched the two of them goof around—Parker smushing a ripe blackberry against Hardison’s mouth and then kissing the deep purple stains away, Hardison putting Parker up on his shoulders so she could reach high into the hedgerows—and felt the odd mix of longing and deep contentment that is sunk into his bones by now, thrumming warm and sweet through his veins, settled forever into every atom).

It would’ve been good, that pie, and it would have been even better to watch them eat it, Parker with so much ice cream she’d get brain freeze, Hardison with that awful powder mix custard, at their dinner table in their home that they built together.

‘I need to tell you something,’ Eliot says.

‘—makes sense that it’d be deactivated remotely,’ Hardison is saying.

‘I need to tell you something,’ Eliot says, louder.

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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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what about alaska

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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WARM CANADA

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I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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IT HAS RETURNED

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IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

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reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

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Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

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this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you don’t have it yet

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Happy 10th birthday to all of the Canadas!